Size of patty: 9 x 8cm (x2)
Temperature: Hot
Price: £2.10
Sauce: "Special"

Why should anyone eat your burger? The restaurant had this to say:
“No comment. Contact our communications department”.

Going for a Big Mac is a vaguely reassuring experience. There is no room in the Macdonald’s machine for any inconsistencies, each burger will be exactly the same as the one before but it’s a winning formula and Mr Mac is somewhat richer than I am, so why not.

The burger, we all agreed, was actually a little better than we had given them credit for. Quite tasty, a variety of flavours with nothing being too overpowering, even the gherkin or special sauce. Familiarity breeds at least a little contempt, so we were unlikely to sing its praises too loudly but came away feeling it was a pretty fair result for what we had paid.