You can't trust them. They send in their reviews, you read them and then you stop......hold on a minute, they haven't mentioned the food, or.....everything is absolutely brilliant, or......they've included the full address, phone number, fax number and the names of the entire staff. We are not daft!!!! And what is this "food to die for"? And why do you use so many exclamation marks!!!!!!

For your pleasure, the worst type of creepy self-promotion - "reviews" sent under cover of anonymousity. This way to the Chamber of Auteurs.

 

Restauranteurs - if you are big enough to admit this fiendish deception, we will remove your entry for a small fee. We might even come and review you properly. Write to us.