The Swan, Lamberhurst Down, Lamberhurst, Tunbridge Wells, Kent TN3 8EU


Lamberhurst Down, Lamberhurst, Tunbridge Wells, Kent TN3 8EU

01892 890170

The Sunday lunch we had was very average. Lamb fatty and tasteless, the 'prawns' small, tough and obviously frozen, the steak and home made chips was fine though. The kid's meal was appalling - cheap frozen chicken nuggets and frozen chips. It was very expensive for very average pub food. I wrote with a letter of complaint and they didn't even bother to reply.

Looks good, sadly not.

Back in 2007 we 'ate' here - very little. I popped in while driving past one saturday lunchtime as they have chalkboards outside advertising themselves voted 'Best Food etc' to see if they had a table for Valentines night. It all looked impressive and staff very encouraging so booked up.

On the evening it was extrememly disappointing. Ambience was great with candles and couples. We both ordered Red Mullet which duly arrived. After placing my knife it looked a little raw which I questioned since my partner was 4 months pregnant. Both plates got wisked away and we were offered a second dish. I went for guinea fowl and my partner a vegetarian dish. Fowl arrived and was well presented but cold, as if it had been flashed. This of course was returned with a promise the replacement would be perfect. Far from it. First thing was to dig deep into the meat and check which unfortunately was cold again!

As we were leaving, the manager apologised saying the ovens had problems. No shit batman! A bottle of champagne was passed over for compensation. No where near good enough, we wanted food, real proper food, not alcohol. You had your chance and blew it - big time.